31 AUGUST 2005: PAUL COOK

Okay-- it's the re-broadcast... Jonesy is saying that nowhere is safe, and what is happening to all of those poor people in New Orleans could just as easily happen here. "Nowhere is safe from the elements." Shovel says that Honolulu Hawaii and Boise, Idaho are the safest places to be.

"What's Saturday, Mr Shovel?"
"Jonesy's Golden Jubilee?"
Jonesy says golden is 100, his is the "Silver" jubilee. Shovel laments that Jonesy's birthday is on a Saturday and that they can't give him a big party.
"Like last year?" snorts Jonesy derisively...I take that to mean that he got nothing last year.

Now he's singing IN EVERY DREAMHOME A HEARTACHE. You really have to admire a man who can do Roxy Music on the guitar. He really is an awesome guitarist and a true Roxy Music fan (no one has Ferry's vox angelica though).

Stooges, -
New York Dolls, WHO ARE THE MYSTERY GIRLS? (playing tonight at HOB Anahiem)
Only Ones, LOVERS OF TODAY
Roxy Music, IN EVERY DREAM HOME

The Duke: HB Toyota, Savon

Jonesy's Jukebox, "The Captain of Kumquats"

He's going to make a bit of showbiz and have Shovel call him. He's doing his "Minister of" -- what does he say here? Minister of something--- to that "moonbeams, falling stars" music, but there is a small delay before the sound effects come on. Shovel cracks me up, he goes "yeah this is some good showbiz here" while there was dead air...

Pretenders, THE PHONE CALL
SONG
SONG-

Paul Cook and his wife, Jenny?, just walked in, and it's a great surprise!!!!! Lydon is the oldest Sex Pistols. Matlock's the youngest. There was a fight between Jimmy Parsly (sp?) from Sham 69 and Johnny Rotten in London at the Embassy.
"They hit each other with their handbags," quips Jonesy.

He said that the "blokes with machine guns" were fans of the two bands, so I guess they were let off easy. Cookie said it was in the British tabloids.

Jonesy's having a big bash, but he's not telling anyone...someone didn't text message him back. He thinks he's going to be sitting by himself at the bash trying to text message the people he invited.

The Duke

Missed a bit of conversation...

No ding dongs, but they are going to whistle something, he and Cookie, and give away tickets, but I missed to what...
Now they are all whistling together and laughing...(what a great gift for Jonesy!!)

Paul Cook-- Cookie-- is the guest...I think he's here for Jonesy's b-day on Saturday. They were talking about Cookie's dad, Tom Cook, wants to speak to Jonesy on Jonesy's birthday, and Mr Cook has cut back on the drinking. Also, Cookie lives two doors down from where he lived when he and Jonesy met.

Generation X, FROM THE HEART
Ruts, STARING AT THE RUDE BOYS
Ramones, I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF (Troggs song, "Pretty good cover," per Jonesy.)

"You're listening to the Cookie & Jonesy Show," says Jonesy.

"That's right," Cookie responds in a BBC announcer voice, chortling.

Cookie is enjoying watching football and partying with Jonesy... Cookie has been getting some sun, especially on his hairless chest. Cookie is concerned about they "funny way" that Jonesy is looking at his hairless chest. (Seriously, you could hear years of friendship and admiration in their voices. What a great bday gift for Jonesy!)

The Duke: HB Toyota (they re-did that Ron Lester ad, and Jonesy weighs 216 now and Lester told him he's a sexy beast-- which he TOTALLY is but that last one had two men talking about polishing poles... I am beginning to wonder...???), Fantastic Sams, Malibu Rum, REI

They have known each other for forty years. They went to different schools and used to cross each other in the street. Then they both went to Christopher Wren and Jonesy was in the dunce class...Cookie was in the smart class. He can't believe that Jonesy made it. He can't believe that they both made it forty years. Jonesy is hoping to see alot of Cookie in the next ten days.

They are going to go out with a song they will play together: FRIGGIN IN THE RIGGIN

"Dah dah dah dah"...they forgot the lyrics... they are really hamming it up... I hope no Sex Pistols fans missed this show!!!

Jonesy said it was quite a surprise having Cookie on the show, and he looks forward to seeing him for the next ten days.

Leo Sayer, SHOW MUST GO ON ( a song Jonesy says sounds a lot like FITR)

GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!