1 SEPTEMBER 2005: DJ EDDIE

I missed a bit, and also couldn't get to the computer until midway through the first set. Jonesy has a couple of friends in for his birthday and one clogged up the toilet... Probably he will flush his guitar down the toilet over the next few days.

Jonesy's phone is all screwed up. He uses Cingular.

William Orbital???? (Jonesy couldn't read it either)
Strife???, SET IT OFF ???(the cingular voice mail instructions was mixed in here, probably courtesy of Mr. Shovel)
Peters Sellers and Sophia Loren, BANGERS AND MASH

Jonesy feels like he's coming down with something. Shovel thinks he's trying to set up for calling in sick tomorrow.

A DJ named Eddie is one of the guests. He's barely legitimate. He's a puff, per Jonesy.

The Duke: HB Toyota, Heinekin

Missed a bit...

Judge Dred, BRING BACK THE SKINS ("A song that shouldn't have been in there but it was a bit of fun")
Delroy Wilson, ONCE UPON A TIME
Jonny Nash, HOLD ME TIGHT
Dawn Penn, NO NO NO

Giving away George Clinton and Parliment tix if you can tell him what he's playing on the axe. (It's Rolling Stones, WILD HORSES)

The Duke: Match dot com

He's singing his "man who can" lyrics to WILD HORSES. "Jonesy's jukebox/ he'll give you one in the gob"

Stones, WILD HORSES

Station ID

Ral Donner, WHAT A SAD WAY TO LOVE SOMEBODY (It's about a bird who is interested in everyone but you, says Jonesy... he's never had that happen to him, he says.)
Johnny Thunders, YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
Minke De Ville, MIXED UP GIRL
Cingular Voice Mail instructions (he still can't get his messages!)
Blondie, HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
New York Dolls, SONG BAD GIRL
Nashville Teens, TOBACCO ROAD

"Moonbeams, stardusts....kumquats..."
Now he's answering his cell phone. It's Cookie, but we can hardly hear him.

(When Martin Fry was on his cell phone kept going off, and Jonesy told him "go ahead and answer it, it's the new thing, everyone answers their cell phones on the air now." Fry was all, "Oh, brilliant, thanks!" Jonesy cracks me up.)

The Duke: Lenscrafters

Tell him who ripped off who as you listen to The Jam and then The Pistols. Jonesy says Weller ripped off the Pistols.

The Jam, IN THE CITY
Sex Pistols, HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN
Cliff Richard, SUMMER HOLIDAY
Tommy Bruce, LONDON BOYS

Now Jonesy says no one ripped anyone off. He's playing the two songs, and saying that his song was slower. Now he's humming UNDER PRESSURE.

More tickets for George Clinton and Parliment. He's whistling.

The Duke

He's singing "I want to listen to jonesy's jukebox/ five days a week/ he's the man who can... lalala..."

The Troggs, A GIRL LIKE YOU

Don't forget to email him some birthday greetings!!! He won't be in tomorrow!!!!

"When I come back next week, I'll be fifty. Fanks for listening!"

GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!