30 AUGUST 2005

12 Bells! Jonesy is talking about the hurricane and all the animals and crazy stuff that is going on...Shovel says that the earth won't have a problem fixing itself.

But Jonesy says (and I concur) that what will happen is that it will balance but we will have to be exterminated to move forward, because the planet doesn't know humans are on it.

"Cockroaches will be the new President," declares Jonesy.

Shovel seems the type who reads, Jonesy says. "So what is up with Bush and the mother?"
"You want to get into that?" Shovel asks, surprised.
Yeah, says Jonesy, Bush vs Mom, why didn't he talk to her when she first showed up at the ranch? Wouldn't it be over if he had just met with her?

Shovel says "He's too busy riding his ATV! I only get two weeks off a year-- Bush gets 6 months off."

Jonesy wonders if the President shouldn't get more time off? (I think that must have been sarcasm.)

He's singing "Next stop Vietnam" he's flubbing the lyrics a little-- now he's just making some up...(Did he get a microphone for his guitar? Did I miss that yesterday? He's says it's thin, I think it sounds great!)

New Pornographers, TWIN CINEMA
Great Glass Elevator, RAPID EYE MOVEMENT
Anything Box, CONSTELLATION
Supergrass, PUMP YOUR STEREO UP

 He says he isn't playing any NEW ROSE or CLASH CITY ROCKERS, it's all new stuff today.

The Duke: Malibu Rum

Sugar Lumps, FOOD FOR SOUL

Clip: "Evacuation from a dead planet will begin. First the armies, then the civilians..."

Roxy Music Mash up??? Still can't hear the station!!! CRAP!! It was an awesome song!!!!

 STATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lost the station!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinks, GOD'S CHILDREN

Jonesy just answered his cell phone on the air. A woman doing a Chris Spedding biography and wants a phone interview. I wonder if she knows he always answers his cell on the air? Cuz after she hung up he goes "you imbecile! don't every call me on the air again!" (At least he put her on the air too, most of the time you just hear his side of the conversation...)

THE DING DONG!!! "What did I win? What did I win?"
Brian Wilson and the Polyphonic Spree tix.

The Duke: Kia Spectra

A song written by Iggy Pop and Steve Jones, what was the title? Cry for love? Two people won.

"I should know this one, I bloody created it." He's singing his "man who can" lyrics.

Iggy Pop, CRY FOR LOVE
Station ID
SONG
SONG--Billy Corgan?
SONG
SONG
Brian Wilson plug for JJB.
SONG

The Duke: Lenscrafters, Wendy's

Oliver Future, PILLS VS FRIENDS (There was a dedication, I think to Elaine...)
Astral Heights, THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGES
Crimean, SOMEONE'S CRYING
Leo Sayer, ONE MAN BAND

DING DONG "What'd I win?!"
More Brian Wilson and the gospel singers tix. What is he whistling on the axe?-- And you have to know who wrote it and performed it.

The Duke: Cha Cha, Sprint, Chevy

Jonesy is so sexy... Nobody won! "Imbeciles, fools, Jacobites!"
He has been defied! "Gods -have these people removed!" He commands.

He ding donged again and Shovel goes "What'd I win?"

Crap-- what was it? I missed it... Another song he wrote with Iggy... He's going to quit because no one knew what the song was! (NO!!!) Even Shovel didn't know it! Oh, now Shovel says he did....do we believe him????... yeah..

Jonesy won't sing it now....He sang man who can -- he forgot Pirate of Picadilly again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!