I missed a bit, and also couldn't get to the computer until midway through the first set. Jonesy has a couple of friends in for his birthday and one clogged up the toilet... Probably he will flush his guitar down the toilet over the next few days.
Jonesy's phone is all screwed up. He uses Cingular.
William Orbital???? (Jonesy couldn't read it either)
Strife???, SET IT OFF ???(the cingular voice mail instructions was mixed in here, probably courtesy of Mr. Shovel)
Peters Sellers and Sophia Loren, BANGERS AND MASH
Jonesy feels like he's coming down with something. Shovel thinks he's trying to set up for calling in sick tomorrow.
A DJ named Eddie is one of the guests. He's barely legitimate. He's a puff, per Jonesy.
The Duke: HB Toyota, Heinekin
Missed a bit...
Judge Dred, BRING BACK THE SKINS ("A song that shouldn't have been in there but it was a bit of fun")
Delroy Wilson, ONCE UPON A TIME
Jonny Nash, HOLD ME TIGHT
Dawn Penn, NO NO NO
Giving away George Clinton and Parliment tix if you can tell him what he's playing on the axe. (It's Rolling Stones, WILD HORSES)
The Duke: Match dot com
He's singing his "man who can" lyrics to WILD HORSES. "Jonesy's jukebox/ he'll give you one in the gob"
Stones, WILD HORSES
Station ID
Ral Donner, WHAT A SAD WAY TO LOVE SOMEBODY (It's about a bird who is interested in everyone but you, says Jonesy... he's never had that happen to him, he says.)
Johnny Thunders, YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
Minke De Ville, MIXED UP GIRL
Cingular Voice Mail instructions (he still can't get his messages!)
Blondie, HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
New York Dolls, SONG BAD GIRL
Nashville Teens, TOBACCO ROAD
"Moonbeams, stardusts....kumquats..."
Now he's answering his cell phone. It's Cookie, but we can hardly hear him.
(When Martin Fry was on his cell phone kept going off, and Jonesy told him "go ahead and answer it, it's the new thing, everyone answers their cell phones on the air now." Fry was all, "Oh, brilliant, thanks!" Jonesy cracks me up.)
The Duke: Lenscrafters
Tell him who ripped off who as you listen to The Jam and then The Pistols. Jonesy says Weller ripped off the Pistols.
The Jam, IN THE CITY
Sex Pistols, HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN
Cliff Richard, SUMMER HOLIDAY
Tommy Bruce, LONDON BOYS
Now Jonesy says no one ripped anyone off. He's playing the two songs, and saying that his song was slower. Now he's humming UNDER PRESSURE.
More tickets for George Clinton and Parliment. He's whistling.
The Duke
He's singing "I want to listen to jonesy's jukebox/ five days a week/ he's the man who can... lalala..."
The Troggs, A GIRL LIKE YOU
Don't forget to email him some birthday greetings!!! He won't be in tomorrow!!!!
"When I come back next week, I'll be fifty. Fanks for listening!"
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!
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Thursday, September 01, 2005
31 AUGUST 2005: PAUL COOK
Okay-- it's the re-broadcast... Jonesy is saying that nowhere is safe, and what is happening to all of those poor people in New Orleans could just as easily happen here. "Nowhere is safe from the elements." Shovel says that Honolulu Hawaii and Boise, Idaho are the safest places to be.
"What's Saturday, Mr Shovel?"
"Jonesy's Golden Jubilee?"
Jonesy says golden is 100, his is the "Silver" jubilee. Shovel laments that Jonesy's birthday is on a Saturday and that they can't give him a big party.
"Like last year?" snorts Jonesy derisively...I take that to mean that he got nothing last year.
Now he's singing IN EVERY DREAMHOME A HEARTACHE. You really have to admire a man who can do Roxy Music on the guitar. He really is an awesome guitarist and a true Roxy Music fan (no one has Ferry's vox angelica though).
Stooges, -
New York Dolls, WHO ARE THE MYSTERY GIRLS? (playing tonight at HOB Anahiem)
Only Ones, LOVERS OF TODAY
Roxy Music, IN EVERY DREAM HOME
The Duke: HB Toyota, Savon
Jonesy's Jukebox, "The Captain of Kumquats"
He's going to make a bit of showbiz and have Shovel call him. He's doing his "Minister of" -- what does he say here? Minister of something--- to that "moonbeams, falling stars" music, but there is a small delay before the sound effects come on. Shovel cracks me up, he goes "yeah this is some good showbiz here" while there was dead air...
Pretenders, THE PHONE CALL
SONG
SONG-
Paul Cook and his wife, Jenny?, just walked in, and it's a great surprise!!!!! Lydon is the oldest Sex Pistols. Matlock's the youngest. There was a fight between Jimmy Parsly (sp?) from Sham 69 and Johnny Rotten in London at the Embassy.
"They hit each other with their handbags," quips Jonesy.
He said that the "blokes with machine guns" were fans of the two bands, so I guess they were let off easy. Cookie said it was in the British tabloids.
Jonesy's having a big bash, but he's not telling anyone...someone didn't text message him back. He thinks he's going to be sitting by himself at the bash trying to text message the people he invited.
The Duke
Missed a bit of conversation...
No ding dongs, but they are going to whistle something, he and Cookie, and give away tickets, but I missed to what...
Now they are all whistling together and laughing...(what a great gift for Jonesy!!)
Paul Cook-- Cookie-- is the guest...I think he's here for Jonesy's b-day on Saturday. They were talking about Cookie's dad, Tom Cook, wants to speak to Jonesy on Jonesy's birthday, and Mr Cook has cut back on the drinking. Also, Cookie lives two doors down from where he lived when he and Jonesy met.
Generation X, FROM THE HEART
Ruts, STARING AT THE RUDE BOYS
Ramones, I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF (Troggs song, "Pretty good cover," per Jonesy.)
"You're listening to the Cookie & Jonesy Show," says Jonesy.
"That's right," Cookie responds in a BBC announcer voice, chortling.
Cookie is enjoying watching football and partying with Jonesy... Cookie has been getting some sun, especially on his hairless chest. Cookie is concerned about they "funny way" that Jonesy is looking at his hairless chest. (Seriously, you could hear years of friendship and admiration in their voices. What a great bday gift for Jonesy!)
The Duke: HB Toyota (they re-did that Ron Lester ad, and Jonesy weighs 216 now and Lester told him he's a sexy beast-- which he TOTALLY is but that last one had two men talking about polishing poles... I am beginning to wonder...???), Fantastic Sams, Malibu Rum, REI
They have known each other for forty years. They went to different schools and used to cross each other in the street. Then they both went to Christopher Wren and Jonesy was in the dunce class...Cookie was in the smart class. He can't believe that Jonesy made it. He can't believe that they both made it forty years. Jonesy is hoping to see alot of Cookie in the next ten days.
They are going to go out with a song they will play together: FRIGGIN IN THE RIGGIN
"Dah dah dah dah"...they forgot the lyrics... they are really hamming it up... I hope no Sex Pistols fans missed this show!!!
Jonesy said it was quite a surprise having Cookie on the show, and he looks forward to seeing him for the next ten days.
Leo Sayer, SHOW MUST GO ON ( a song Jonesy says sounds a lot like FITR)
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
30 AUGUST 2005
12 Bells! Jonesy is talking about the hurricane and all the animals and crazy stuff that is going on...Shovel says that the earth won't have a problem fixing itself.
But Jonesy says (and I concur) that what will happen is that it will balance but we will have to be exterminated to move forward, because the planet doesn't know humans are on it.
"Cockroaches will be the new President," declares Jonesy.
Shovel seems the type who reads, Jonesy says. "So what is up with Bush and the mother?"
"You want to get into that?" Shovel asks, surprised.
Yeah, says Jonesy, Bush vs Mom, why didn't he talk to her when she first showed up at the ranch? Wouldn't it be over if he had just met with her?
Shovel says "He's too busy riding his ATV! I only get two weeks off a year-- Bush gets 6 months off."
Jonesy wonders if the President shouldn't get more time off? (I think that must have been sarcasm.)
He's singing "Next stop Vietnam" he's flubbing the lyrics a little-- now he's just making some up...(Did he get a microphone for his guitar? Did I miss that yesterday? He's says it's thin, I think it sounds great!)
New Pornographers, TWIN CINEMA
Great Glass Elevator, RAPID EYE MOVEMENT
Anything Box, CONSTELLATION
Supergrass, PUMP YOUR STEREO UP
He says he isn't playing any NEW ROSE or CLASH CITY ROCKERS, it's all new stuff today.
The Duke: Malibu Rum
Sugar Lumps, FOOD FOR SOUL
Clip: "Evacuation from a dead planet will begin. First the armies, then the civilians..."
Roxy Music Mash up??? Still can't hear the station!!! CRAP!! It was an awesome song!!!!
STATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lost the station!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinks, GOD'S CHILDREN
Jonesy just answered his cell phone on the air. A woman doing a Chris Spedding biography and wants a phone interview. I wonder if she knows he always answers his cell on the air? Cuz after she hung up he goes "you imbecile! don't every call me on the air again!" (At least he put her on the air too, most of the time you just hear his side of the conversation...)
THE DING DONG!!! "What did I win? What did I win?"
Brian Wilson and the Polyphonic Spree tix.
The Duke: Kia Spectra
A song written by Iggy Pop and Steve Jones, what was the title? Cry for love? Two people won.
"I should know this one, I bloody created it." He's singing his "man who can" lyrics.
Iggy Pop, CRY FOR LOVE
Station ID
SONG
SONG--Billy Corgan?
SONG
SONG
Brian Wilson plug for JJB.
SONG
The Duke: Lenscrafters, Wendy's
Oliver Future, PILLS VS FRIENDS (There was a dedication, I think to Elaine...)
Astral Heights, THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGES
Crimean, SOMEONE'S CRYING
Leo Sayer, ONE MAN BAND
DING DONG "What'd I win?!"
More Brian Wilson and the gospel singers tix. What is he whistling on the axe?-- And you have to know who wrote it and performed it.
The Duke: Cha Cha, Sprint, Chevy
Jonesy is so sexy... Nobody won! "Imbeciles, fools, Jacobites!"
He has been defied! "Gods -have these people removed!" He commands.
He ding donged again and Shovel goes "What'd I win?"
Crap-- what was it? I missed it... Another song he wrote with Iggy... He's going to quit because no one knew what the song was! (NO!!!) Even Shovel didn't know it! Oh, now Shovel says he did....do we believe him????... yeah..
Jonesy won't sing it now....He sang man who can -- he forgot Pirate of Picadilly again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Jonesy says (and I concur) that what will happen is that it will balance but we will have to be exterminated to move forward, because the planet doesn't know humans are on it.
"Cockroaches will be the new President," declares Jonesy.
Shovel seems the type who reads, Jonesy says. "So what is up with Bush and the mother?"
"You want to get into that?" Shovel asks, surprised.
Yeah, says Jonesy, Bush vs Mom, why didn't he talk to her when she first showed up at the ranch? Wouldn't it be over if he had just met with her?
Shovel says "He's too busy riding his ATV! I only get two weeks off a year-- Bush gets 6 months off."
Jonesy wonders if the President shouldn't get more time off? (I think that must have been sarcasm.)
He's singing "Next stop Vietnam" he's flubbing the lyrics a little-- now he's just making some up...(Did he get a microphone for his guitar? Did I miss that yesterday? He's says it's thin, I think it sounds great!)
New Pornographers, TWIN CINEMA
Great Glass Elevator, RAPID EYE MOVEMENT
Anything Box, CONSTELLATION
Supergrass, PUMP YOUR STEREO UP
He says he isn't playing any NEW ROSE or CLASH CITY ROCKERS, it's all new stuff today.
The Duke: Malibu Rum
Sugar Lumps, FOOD FOR SOUL
Clip: "Evacuation from a dead planet will begin. First the armies, then the civilians..."
Roxy Music Mash up??? Still can't hear the station!!! CRAP!! It was an awesome song!!!!
STATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lost the station!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinks, GOD'S CHILDREN
Jonesy just answered his cell phone on the air. A woman doing a Chris Spedding biography and wants a phone interview. I wonder if she knows he always answers his cell on the air? Cuz after she hung up he goes "you imbecile! don't every call me on the air again!" (At least he put her on the air too, most of the time you just hear his side of the conversation...)
THE DING DONG!!! "What did I win? What did I win?"
Brian Wilson and the Polyphonic Spree tix.
The Duke: Kia Spectra
A song written by Iggy Pop and Steve Jones, what was the title? Cry for love? Two people won.
"I should know this one, I bloody created it." He's singing his "man who can" lyrics.
Iggy Pop, CRY FOR LOVE
Station ID
SONG
SONG--Billy Corgan?
SONG
SONG
Brian Wilson plug for JJB.
SONG
The Duke: Lenscrafters, Wendy's
Oliver Future, PILLS VS FRIENDS (There was a dedication, I think to Elaine...)
Astral Heights, THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGES
Crimean, SOMEONE'S CRYING
Leo Sayer, ONE MAN BAND
DING DONG "What'd I win?!"
More Brian Wilson and the gospel singers tix. What is he whistling on the axe?-- And you have to know who wrote it and performed it.
The Duke: Cha Cha, Sprint, Chevy
Jonesy is so sexy... Nobody won! "Imbeciles, fools, Jacobites!"
He has been defied! "Gods -have these people removed!" He commands.
He ding donged again and Shovel goes "What'd I win?"
Crap-- what was it? I missed it... Another song he wrote with Iggy... He's going to quit because no one knew what the song was! (NO!!!) Even Shovel didn't know it! Oh, now Shovel says he did....do we believe him????... yeah..
Jonesy won't sing it now....He sang man who can -- he forgot Pirate of Picadilly again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 29, 2005
29 AUGUST 2005
I totally missed the beginning! He was singing and talking about his birthday... but I couldn't listen...I missed a lot of the show, and I am doubtful about catching the re-broadcast.
Bob Blooming , ??? funny song
Telly Pop Music, GREEN
Anything Box, RELICS
??, FASHION -- was it bowie?
Apollo 13 movie on History channel & panic attacks
new band, local, I think he said
David Bowie
--missed everything--
came in on his version of SONG SUNG BLUE
Neil Diamond, SONG SUNG BLUE
ESG, SOUTH BRONX STORY
Q Lazarus, GOODBYE HORSES ("The lotion song")
Morrissey & Siouxsie, INTERLUDE
Mazzy Star, FADE INTO YOU
Paul Anka plugging Jonesy and Indie!
Bjork, ??
He's playing and singing GOODBYE HORSES... "good-by lotion, calamine lotion, I've used it all up... goodby lederhosen, (something about) leather and lace... goodby horses..." He's being goofy again.
The Duke
Massive Attack, ANGEL "...feel like I've cheated you out of a bit of lotion. So hopefully this will fufill your needs." A song with that "it puts lotion on it's skin" clip from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
Crystal Method, ??
???
(Missed some)
He played a very silly version of I AM I SAID.
Whenever he does his "man who can" lately, he always forgets my favourite "pirate of Picadilly."
Sorry I missed so much!!!!
GOD SAVE JONESY!
Bob Blooming , ??? funny song
Telly Pop Music, GREEN
Anything Box, RELICS
??, FASHION -- was it bowie?
Apollo 13 movie on History channel & panic attacks
new band, local, I think he said
David Bowie
--missed everything--
came in on his version of SONG SUNG BLUE
Neil Diamond, SONG SUNG BLUE
ESG, SOUTH BRONX STORY
Q Lazarus, GOODBYE HORSES ("The lotion song")
Morrissey & Siouxsie, INTERLUDE
Mazzy Star, FADE INTO YOU
Paul Anka plugging Jonesy and Indie!
Bjork, ??
He's playing and singing GOODBYE HORSES... "good-by lotion, calamine lotion, I've used it all up... goodby lederhosen, (something about) leather and lace... goodby horses..." He's being goofy again.
The Duke
Massive Attack, ANGEL "...feel like I've cheated you out of a bit of lotion. So hopefully this will fufill your needs." A song with that "it puts lotion on it's skin" clip from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
Crystal Method, ??
???
(Missed some)
He played a very silly version of I AM I SAID.
Whenever he does his "man who can" lately, he always forgets my favourite "pirate of Picadilly."
Sorry I missed so much!!!!
GOD SAVE JONESY!
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