Ahh, those glorious strains!! That uplifting, regal theme song!!!
...and then the sound of Jonesy tuning his guitar...
"It's a lot cooler; very disappointing. I didn't get that nice waft of hot air. But still nicer than most places..."
He's promising punishment because no skidmarked underwear were sent to him.
"This is a bad way to start the third year," he scolds.
Mr. Shovel is wearing cashmere socks.
Jonesy is jammin a nice little tune on the guitar. Perfect for this beautiful day.
"No socks in a box/ no socks have arrived on the jukebox/ you've all defied the box/ now your gonna pay for your defiance/ no underwear/ no not anyhwere/ no skidmarked silken undergarments have arrived anywhere/ I can't hide/ No candles/ not even one anyway/ No candles/ I didn't want them anyway/ burn yourself with the candles that you didn't send me/ you can shove them up your-- no socks..."
"Jonesy's Jukeboxers!" Says Shovel.
And has every one forgotten my great idea for JJB thongs? (Then you can always have "the man who can" around your bubblebutt...or your own can... there are so many advertising jokes there...They should have made JJB thongs to give away for the 2nd anniversary!!!)
I am going to keep posting for those that can't listen at work but can check the computer. Forgive the mistakes until I can get them cleaned up. And don't forget to hit refresh during commercial breaks. That's when I can go back and clean things up and add stuff I abbreviated.
SUMMERTIME BLUES, Blue Cheer
ELECTRIC EYE, Judas Priest
song
song ))) Sorry!!! I missed hearing what these were!!!
song
The Duke: Camp Freddie Radio, HB Toyota, Cingular camera phone
"You must watch your calories," warns Jonesy.
SOUL LOVE, Bowie (This is a birthday song for Jonesy's friend Bernadette who will be 42 tomorrow.)
CATCH THE RAINBOW, Rainbow
WHEELS OF CONFUSION, Black Sabbath
"Good music for hitting a bong," says Jonesy, inhaling. "You want a hit, Mr. Shovel?"
"No, I'm getting it," responds Shovel.
Birthday girl Bernadette's reward for turning 42 is the opportunity to play with Jonesy's Mancheifrill.
The Duke
"The Box Rocks," Jonesy affirms.
Jonesy strumming, and a few comments I missed. He's strumming SPANISH FLY.
DOA, Van Halen
1PM Station ID
YOUNG MAN BLUES, The Who
TOO HOT TO HANDLE,
HELLO NEW YORK,
Be Bop Deluxe
STRUTTER, Kiss
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Jonesy used to relate to young man blues, but now he has old man blues.
"At least when you have young man blues you have old man blues to look forward to."
The Duke: Canon Digital Cameras
LOOKING FOR A LOVE, J Giels
NICE BOYS DON'T PLAY ROCK AND ROLL
HONKY TONK WOMAN
Rolling Stones
Jonesy said that he is just playing music for his anniversary, no silly gifts. "No buttons," he says.
Well, I say: Buttons may be silly, Mr. Jones, BUT THONGS WOULD BE HYSTERICAL!!!
The Duke
Jonesy is hoping for a lovely weekend. He's playing footie and watching Chelsea.
"I leave you with Stevie Wonder," he says.
CASTLES IN THE SAND, Stevie Wonder
GOD SAVE JONESY!!!
HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY!!! HERE'S TO MANY MORE!!!
LONG LIVE INDIE!!!
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